I love watching you two girls play

Ha ha ha.

Oh, would you like one of my friends?

Uh...

They're clean?

No, she's doing okay.

But they're very clean.

Uh...

I said, "Douche!"

No, you look like you're having a wonderful time with those over there.

Well, they are friends.

They were my pacifiers when I was a baby.

Oh, my sweet.

Pass.

Yeah?

Yeah?

It's going to be very hard to choose

which one of you is going to get the job.

'Cause I only have one opening.

One opening?

One opening.

Unlike ladies who have two openings.

Like I said, welcome to Hollywood. We're all crazy here.

Apparently this is for Stubbs' benefit back here.

Like that? A bare, bare bottom.

Yes, obviously for my benefit.

Ah, yes, what nice people.

Stubbs is enjoying this.

Things are heating up!

I'm sweating.

Real, real heat.

Nice, nice sweaty sheen on the body.

Pink sweaty bodies.

Wow.

This is getting more than I can handle.

Literally more than I can handle.

What do you think, Stubbs?

Should we get off while they get off?

Well.

How about a little trididism?

You girls know what trididism is?

The rubbing of pussois?

We're going to find out.

Yes, it's sort of the interlocking of legs

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