I let the pastor convinced me, eating my pussy would cleanse me of my sins & his sperm was the holy oil
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Right?
We're your messenger for Christ.
Mm-hmm.
And we-- you know, he sent us out to minister to you.
And we're the one who's supposed to open the door for you
so you can get to heaven.
So how do you suggest that happen?
OK.
All right.
Maybe you--
Do you want to have a seat?
Of course.
All right.
Good.
So have you ever gone to church?
No.
Why not?
I don't know.
I just don't want to.
You don't want to go to church?
No.
But you know you have to be cleansed in order
to get to heaven, right?
Yes.
You really can't be baptized.
Yes.
It doesn't pertain.
Yeah.
I mean, you know what you're talking about, right?
Yes, yes.
You know, you have to be baptized or cleansed.
So there are two-- really, there are two ways to get to heaven.
OK.
Right?
Mm-hmm.
One of them, you can go to church on a regular basis
and, you know, join the fellowship
and listen to the word of the Lord.
And another, like, the easy way would be, like, you know,
I could cleanse you of your sins.
OK.
Yeah.
I could-- you know, since you're a direct disciple of Jesus,
I could do the cleansing right here, right now for you.
Really?
Yes.
OK.
Well, the other option is just--
I don't know.
There's a lot of hypocrites in the church.
You know, I go to church.
Yeah.
Well, I could show you, you know.
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