I know you have always wanted to jerk off to my feet

Your mom probably dropped you on your head when you were born.

Right.

That's what I was exactly gonna say.

Does your mom know that you're in here right now?

Looking at your stepsister's feet?

This is ridiculous.

Little creeper.

You can keep some of the lint from my toes too.

How about you like that?

Yeah, um, every time I come home,

all of a sudden my dirty socks are disappearing.

And my shoes wind up in your room somehow.

Any ideas, creeper?

You would think that

him being the age that he is,

he'd get into little toys and

you know, stuff like that.

But our fucking feet?

But it's just this.

Toys don't do it for him.

He likes feet.

He likes his stepsister's feet.

Don't you?

And judging by the wet spot in your tidy whities.

Eww!

I wouldn't say yes.

Eww!

So go ahead. Why don't you get what you came here for?

Right?

At least he's from your side and not my side.

Oh my god.

No, no, no. Dude, marriage. The end.

Yeah.

That is true.

Yeah. No, we don't have any of those weird genes in my family.

Thank god.

If I had both of you guys liking feet,

I don't even know what I would be doing right now.

You're fucking disgusting, brother.

Seriously.

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