I hope that tiny little thing isn't your cock SPH

I can barely see it.

Two fingers?

The pinkies.

Oh my god, like two little pinkies.

You would never use your right hand.

You would never use your right hand.

You should be embarrassed of that.

Oh my god, I would never take my pants off.

I would never show anybody.

That's ridiculous.

I would be a virgin if I had a...

I can barely see it.

Can you call that a penis?

You should just kind of pull it out a little bit.

Oh my god, do you see that little tiny penis I have?

Oh my god.

How are you going to go through the rest of your life

with such a pathetic little bitty thingy hanging down?

I'd almost like to see it hard because it's so funny.

Like I'm just giving you the pinky nail, not even the finger.

Aww, when you get home, do you like, do you stroke that thing?

I mean, stroke that *********** penis?

I'd almost like to see it hard because it's so funny, not hard.

Oh my god, and if I ever saw a penis that small, I would like run away.

It's really tiny, I mean it's like the tiniest thing I've ever seen.

Actually I don't even laugh.

I want to see you jerk that pathetic little dick of yours.

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