I Fucked My Stepsister On St Patrick’s Day

Did you also know that I'm Irish?

What? No.

Yeah, I know about the Irish legend and everything.

What Irish legend?

The legend about the kissing stone.

Kissing stone?

Yeah, so, legend has it that there's this castle way, way in Ireland.

And if you climb to the very, very, very top of the castle, there's this stone.

The Blarney Stone, also known as the Stone of Destiny or the Kissing Stone,

has been at the Blarney Castle since the 13th century.

Queen Elizabeth I sent an earl to capture the castle,

but was staved off by the castle's owner that somehow managed to charm his way out of the taking.

To which the queen uttered something to the endeavor of Blarney.

Blarney, it's said to give you the amazing gift of eloquence and persuasion.

Story time, queen.

I guess story time.

What's the matter with you? You can't speak?

Well, you were just showing me your tits and your cooch is dripping wet.

Oh, you're such a pervert. I'm just showing you my outfit.

Well, it didn't seem like it.

What do you mean it's just my outfit?

I don't know. God damn.

You're so kidding me, dude.

Kiss me. I'm Irish.

Wait, what does that mean?

Jesse, what does that mean?

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