I Fucked My Huge Dildo

I've made my decision.

Bring back my girls.

Welcome back, ladies.

I know how hard each of you worked to get here.

So no matter what happens next, you are and will forever

be my legendary ********.

Now, based on your runway presentations,

I've made some decisions.

Bag of chips.

You're safe.

Thank you.

Thank you, everyone.

Something wrong.

Sign still delivered.

You're safe.

Vivian, this week you beat the competition by a nose.

Congratulations, you're the winner of this week's challenge.

And you've won our very first real pizza badge.

Wearing the pride, you may join the other girls.

Thank you all so much.

Thank you.

This is legendary.

I've just made history.

Cheryl Hall, as queen of Essex, you were a bit jazzy.

But your Queen Elizabeth lacked luster.

Venegar Strokes, your Thames was tepid.

And as her majesty, you served a bit of a travesty.

Gothi Kendall, on the runway, it was

a case of crouching tiger, ****** drag queen.

Cheryl Hall, you're safe.

You may join the other girls.

Thank you so much.

That means Venegar and Gothi, you are up for elimination.

I'm so good at that, I'm in the bottom on a look challenge when I'm a look queen.

I'm so good.

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