I found my best friends girl all tied up, naked and dripping wet

Holy shit!

Yes, yes.

Oh my brain, no.

Babe?

Hello?

Babe!

Is this a joke?

This isn't funny!

What the fuck?

If you come back I'm breaking up with you!

This is crazy!

Why am I crying?

Oh my god.

Fuck.

Fuck.

I'm stuck like this!

What the fuck is that yelling?

Uh, what the fuck is going on?

Are you real?

Am I real?

Yeah.

Of course I'm fucking real. What the hell is going on?

Oh my god, I've been here forever.

How long have you been tied up?

Oh no.

John tied me up and then he just left me here.

Are you okay?

I mean, yeah, I think so. I've just been here a really long time.

I felt like I was going crazy.

What do you mean?

You know, like, hearing voices and shit. It's been that long.

So he tied you up and just left?

Yeah, he said he was going to take a business phone call and then just left me here.

What the fuck?

What are you going to do to me?

What am I going to do to you? I'm going to untie you. Isn't that what you want?

Already.

What?

Well, I thought that, I don't know, you've been a bad girl and I need to be punished.

Oh, really now?

Mm-hmm.

You need to be punished?

Mm-hmm.

What are you doing?

Being tied up for hours alone wasn't punishment enough?

No.

It's not very climactic, is it?

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