I Do Have Money For That Ass - XXX Pawn

I have puppies.

Oh, damn.

Yeah.

Live ****** in my shop.

Yeah, I'm trying to sell them.

Yeah, my dog Delilah just had puppies and her vet bill was like $700.

So I need to get that to be cared of.

So you're going to sell the puppies to take care of the mother?

Yeah.

Is that what I'm gathering here?

Yeah.

Wow.

So why don't you just split the bill with your boyfriend who shares your dogs?

Oh, it was me and my roommate back in college, but she's gone.

And what about your boyfriend? He's not going to help you?

No, I don't have a boyfriend.

What I can do is I'll let you keep your dogs.

I can't keep them.

You can't afford them?

Well, I have to pay for Delilah's vet bill because she had complications with the puppies.

See, that's why I don't want to sell them.

Dogs are expensive.

And you got three right here.

You look rich.

You own a store.

Well, I appreciate that.

However, looks may be deceiving.

All right?

All right, so you go back to my office, negotiate terms, and come up with some kind of payment plan.

Payment plan?

What are you buying from me?

I'm not going to be buying anything from you.

You're going to be working for it.

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