I cheated on my wife on my Asian vacation

She still looks nervous to me.

She's alright, just get a grip on her.

You alright, love?

Massage her, yeah, she's fine.

What's she doing here?

She's just having a nice little, yeah.

Fuckin hell.

I think she likes you, doesn't she?

I think so, mate, I think we've got a cracker here.

Yeah, it's hot in here, you might as well take them off.

Once we warm her up.

Look at them tits, love.

That's nice, look at them.

Let's have a sneak in.

Yeah, have a sneak there.

They're quite big, man.

Fuckin hell.

Are you feeling that growl, there?

Yeah, that's nice, isn't it?

Got any grass on the pitch?

I don't know, but we'll be playing.

We'll be fucking playing with that.

Get your leg up there, love.

That's nice, yeah.

Open it up.

It's not bad, that, is it?

Let's open her up, man, fuck me.

See that there?

That's nice.

Not bad, is it?

That's nice, isn't it?

Now we're cooking.

Do you reckon?

I reckon that's wet already.

Nice, isn't it?

Fuck you, love.

Down you go, don't close your legs.

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