I can't wait to get home tonight and sit on Santa’s lap

Hmm.

Well, if I know you at all,

I'd say that you're gonna make me feel like a bad girl.

I'm gonna put this outfit on later when the ********.

Maybe you can sit on Santa's lap.

Hmm.

How's that sound?

Do I get to tell you if I've been naughty or nice?

Oh, Santa knows if you've been good or bad.

Oh, then I might as well be naughty.

Oh shit.

I can't wait to get home tonight and sit on Santa's lap.

Well, you know how Christmas season is. I may have to work late.

But when I do get home, I'm going to put on this Santa outfit and maybe you can sit on my lap.

Mmm. Have a good day at work, babe.

Stand up.

You're not Santa, Hank.

What?

I thought you were gonna be mom.

You're disgusting.

Oh, whatever.

As if you weren't gonna fuck my dad, you're stiff.

Listen.

I don't give a shit.

Just fuck me, Santa.

Yes.

Shit.

Sit.

Sit.

Sit, damn it, sit.

Shit.

Oh, hey Santa.

And my face is...

Yeah.

Take care of Santa.

Oh my god.

Yes.

Oh shit.

Oh my god.

Yes.

Oh my god.

Yes.

Yes.

Oh my god.

Oh my god.

I'm going to sit on Santa's lap.

Excuse me?

Don't you think that's a little inappropriate for your age?

Go to your room.

Well I think it's inappropriate that your stepson's dick is in you.

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