I can't even classify that as a cock

This is a mini man cock.

Have you been told that before?

Has it been embarrassing?

When you go and you take a girl out to dinner.

Because you know, you're not a horrible looking guy.

I could totally see you getting deep with girls.

Taking them out.

Getting them home.

And even with them being *********, once your pants get taken off, they're like, "Oh my God. Where is it?"

Are you a woman?

Well, I've got you here butt naked.

And I see that you don't have much to see at all.

Definitely not enough to fuck me with.

What is that little thing you've been carrying around?

It's so small.

I mean, didn't you know that I was going to sit here?

Do you like give them a warning before you take your pants off that they're gonna find

this really tight in your pants?

You do realize you're gonna be a virgin the rest of your fuckin' life.

You're just an itty bitty, teeny weeny...

you may ever be good for is as a

Like, how does that work? Have you ever gotten a blood job?

I don't even know what. I was gonna say an Asian, but I'm pretty sure that cop's too small for an Asian slit, too.

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