I can't believe you cock is so tiny

Oh my God!

That's your little dick!"

Whatever, we're not dealing with you.

Get out of our face.

What a waste.

Let's not, but who wants a real dick?

I've never seen a penis that small.

You know, that might even be too big.

I think it's more like that.

Look how tiny it is.

I can't do anything with that.

Your dick is useless to me.

I want to see you.

It's itty bitty and all you can do is, I mean, seriously.

Aww, when you get home, do you like, do you stroke that thing?

I mean, stroke that *********** penis?

I'd almost like to see it hard because it's so funny.

Not hard.

Oh my god, if I ever saw a penis that small, I would like run away.

It's really tiny. I mean, it's like the tiniest thing I've ever seen.

Actually, I don't even laugh.

I want to see you jerk that pathetic little dick of yours.

Show me what you can do with it.

Watch the ******.

Don't do it too fast. I know you're gonna get excited and start jacking.

I'm sorry, I'm sorry. I just can't stop laughing. I'm sorry.

I wonder if it does anything for anyone.

Oh my god, can you even masturbate? I can picture like two little fingers going...

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