I can tell you have a tiny dick just by looking at you SPH
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Haha look at how small you are! It is so pathetic and so humiliating to walk around hitting on girls while you have such a tiny little dick. How pathetic do you feel?
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Oh, look at you! You're one of those little tiny dick motherfuckers, aren't you?
It's so cute! It's so little! I've never even seen anything like it. Is that a
penis? Oh my god, it is! I thought it maybe was like a big mole or something. I mean,
I have to look really, really close for that thing. It's so tiny! Oh boy! I mean,
have you even had sex before? God, that thing is like this fucking big. I mean,
you must be a virgin still because I don't know anyone that's gonna fuck that.
Or, so after you take it out of the pants, the girl probably thinks you're
like a hermaphrodite and you- that's a vagina! That looks like a fucking clit.
Well, I've got you here butt-naked and I see that you don't have much to see at
all. Definitely not enough to fuck me with. What is that little thing you've
been carrying around? It's so small! I mean, didn't you know that I was gonna sit here and make fun of you for it?
Aw. I mean, it's like a comparison, like the top of a pin. It's like that big.
Um, I'd be really embarrassed. Would you like to give them a warning before you take your pants off?
That they're gonna find this really tight in your pants?
You do realize you're gonna be a virgin the rest of your fucking life. You're just an itty-bitty, teeny-weeny,
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