I Bet Have a Bigger Dick Than You
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Zeke Weidman & Sean Christopher
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This couple was playing about an hour ago.
Goal!
No, never.
And goal!
You always fucking win. Why do you always beat me in everything?
Can't help it. Just good I guess.
Guess I'm just that good.
So when are you going to start beating me in all this stuff?
Every time you say you're going to beat me in something?
No, you don't always beat me at everything.
Name one thing that I haven't beat you at so far.
Name one thing. I can name one thing for I think a fact that I beat you at.
What is it?
I bet you I got laid one.
This month actually.
This month? You really want to bet on that?
You know how many people I've hooked up with this month.
No I do. I really don't.
But you know how I always go down in the hallway and go to study and all that shit?
I'm not always studying.
I hardly study at all actually.
What do you mean? You go to study with Steve and Joe and them.
No. Yeah. Exactly. But I'm not just studying. That's not all I do.
So what are you trying to say right now?
Maybe we hook up.
You're hooking up with Joe and Steve?
Not Joe, but I mean Steve maybe.
What? Are you kidding me?
I really do.
So you hook up with guys and girls?
Both. Yes.
It sucks man.
I gotta get off.
I mean, I don't discriminate against it.
You don't have a problem with it do you?
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