I am sorry your cock is so small SPH

Yeah, that's what I thought.

You're a little guy.

That's your nickname.

Or I could just call you Midget Man.

Midget Dick.

Nana Dick.

There's all sorts of variations I could go with, but...

I like Little Man.

It suits you.

Little Man, little voice, little wallet.

So, I don't really know why you're here,

or what you think I'm gonna do,

'cause if you thought you were gonna fuck me,

you actually really need a cock to do that.

And you...

Well, when your dick is smaller than my little tiny pinky...

I know.

Oh my god, do you see that little tiny penis that he has?

Oh my god.

How are you gonna go through the rest of your life

with such a pathetic, little, bitty thingy

hanging between your legs?

Stroke that *********** penis?

I'd almost like to see it hard, because...

It's so funny.

Not hard.

Why don't you go ahead and just...

You've been such a good little sport.

Stroke your little dick for me.

Just like that.

Keep doing it.

Yeah.

Isn't it as long, or like,

griffy as my pinky nail?

Like, I'm just giving you the pinky nail, not even the finger.

Like, is it, like, you know, is it like, anything like that?

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