Husband pisses on his wife and her piss drinking girlfriend

I know. We're all alone. We can still lie in it.

We have done some really kinky stuff together. Do you know it?

We have. I mean, we're kind of naughty together.

I wonder what the neighbors would say.

I don't think they'd believe it. Probably not.

The PTA ladies? Yeah. I don't think any of them.

They'd be going, "There's no way those two girls do any of that stuff."

No. What's been one of the favorite things you've ever done with me?

Oh. Now, our messy food. We had some really fun with our food.

That was wild. That was crazy. Wild.

Yeah. That was a crazy, crazy day. That was really fun.

Yeah. Then we had to get it all cleaned up for the company.

I know. We shouldn't do stuff like that when we know we have people coming over.

I got all the berries out of my hair.

Running back to the store because we're out of food.

We need to stop doing these things or we think we're going to get caught.

Yeah. That's part of the fun. That's part of what always happens when you get caught.

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