Husband Caught His Wife Getting A Massage From Another Guy

By the way, I left your pajamas in the nun lady's bedroom.

Cheers.

Good night and ***** well on the couch.

Yeah, yeah, I know. I'm the best roommate ever.

You wish.

At least she left my shorts in nun lady's bedroom.

Oh, the hell is this?

The hell are these?

What is this?

Hmm?

Those are your pajamas, silly.

Are I *****ing in shorts?

Those are not shorts. Those are more like underwear.

You don't want me to see you in your underwear.

And besides, they're much nicer. You look like...

Just like the landlord.

I'm sure landlady would appreciate it if you finally wore them.

She bought them for you, remember?

She bought the same thing for landlord whatever he'll pay for this.

Oh, please. Grow up already.

Just you wait.

Now, I'm not going to wear that shirt.

It's like a thousand degrees outside.

Well, well, well. Look at that landlady...

Look at that. What landlady left her laptop here?

Maybe I could take a peek at her new book.

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