Hungry cougar seeks meat! Naughty America

Ah, I see you're enjoying my husband's entertainment room.

Yeah, I am.

Yeah, it's nice, huh?

Yeah, I remember I had one of these when I was younger.

Um, loved it.

Me and my brothers used to mess each other up all the time,

except we'd always end up hitting each other with the sticks.

Oh, yeah, well, I've never had a chance to properly meet you,

so I'm Reagan.

Tyler.

Tyler, nice to meet you.

You too.

Yeah, thank you for taking care of our lawn.

Oh, you're welcome.

It looks so good now since we've moved in and you've taken care of it.

Thank you.

It's really nice.

I always keep it nice, trimmed, cut, hedges, bushes, grass, everything.

You do a great job at your trimming.

I appreciate that.

I do like that a lot.

So, um, do you have a girlfriend?

Um, yeah, I have a girlfriend.

Oh, are you serious?

Dated long?

Pretty serious.

Two years now.

Two years, yeah.

Oh, I see.

Um, all right, well, um, let me see if I can find that check or money

or I'll figure something out how to pay you.

Oh, great, great.

Do you mind if I just, you know, keep messing around here?

No, no, please, mess around as much as you want.

Thanks.

Clearly he's not getting the hint.

Practically throwing myself at him.

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