Hung guy gets head from his wife and the babysitter

Get out!

Maggie.

Chuck!

You.

You know, I come home,

and I hear my wife fucking screaming at me

that you got people in my kitchen.

I poke around the corner of my head,

and I see 18 year old **** drinking fucking beer

in my house.

Do you know I'm in trouble for that?

No, have you stepped in my house?

Shh, I'm scolding her.

Do you know what they can do to me for that?

You don't, do you?

Okay, beyond that, you've got a ***

on my brand new countertop with his dirty, wet ass cheeks.

What do you think my fucking food's gonna taste like?

What are you laughing for?

Honey, I'm not cooking anymore.

It's producing dirty.

What's your problem? - Do you think this is funny?

What's gonna, can I ask you,

what would happen if you told her parents?

Do you think she'd be laughing?

No, I don't think so.

What smart ass bitch is laughing at me?

She's just fucking--

Okay, what's your phone number?

I'm gonna call your mom.

I'm gonna call your father.

I'm gonna tell him when I came home,

his little daughter was with another girl

with cum all over her face.

You know what, ***********?

I got an idea.

I think because of what you did on my wife's countertop,

you need to apologize to my wife.

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