How I met my Girlfriend Jessa Rhodes
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Well, hello there.
Wow.
Damn, what a gorgeous woman.
What are you doing? Are you stalking me?
But in the most well-mannered way possible, I assure you.
I'm sorry, I swear. I didn't want to be a perv or anything.
So that makes it not creepy?
Do I look like a creep?
Honestly, you look like an investment banker looking for an exit in this park, so...
I think introductions are in order.
I'm Jessa.
Jessa, Jessa, would you like to go on a date?
What? Why? Because I'm a porn star?
No, the way I see it, when you've told me that you work in porn,
you've expected me to react a certain way and think of you a certain way,
and I don't give a shit about that certain way.
So I'm going to circumvent the whole thing. Fuck what society expects.
Hmm. Clever boy.
Being a porn star is just a job.
You being one is not going to shock me or woo me or anything.
I think you're gorgeous and I think you're great.
And you have the sweetest butt in the park I've ever seen.
I'd like to get to know you a bit better, Jessa.
So you do know me from porn, huh?
I can only answer these kind of questions between 8pm and midnight with a glass of wine in my hand.
Oh yeah?
Alright then, wiseass. Give me your phone.
There. And don't call me before 8am.
Because I am not a morning person.
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