How about one leg on the air and the cock on the pussy?

He's just around the corner.

Okay.

Do you know why I stopped you?

No.

Hands-free law?

You're a distracted driver.

Yeah, I don't need my hands.

I mean, I'm fine.

I'm good with my hands.

I don't need the Bluetooth.

I've never gotten in an accident.

I'm fantastic.

I've always got my hands on something, and I've always driven safely.

You seem a little bit excited and nervous.

No, I just think this is ridiculous.

I mean, the whole law is stupid.

I don't need a wireless, handless set.

I'm good with my hands.

Okay, so what kind of identification do you have with you right now?

Nothing right now.

Like I said, it's at my boyfriend's house just down the street.

Okay, go ahead and step out of the vehicle.

Okay.

Okay, this way.

I'll follow you.

I have my ID right here.

Just like I said I did.

I mean, this is stupid.

I don't need a headset.

I'm really good with my hands. I don't need a ticket.

I mean, if you don't write me that ticket, I'm willing to show you

how good I am with my hands.

So what do you mean exactly by that?

Oh, do I need to explain it to you?

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