Hot Shoplifter

Yeah, yeah.

It's not the cost of the merchandise.

It's the idea.

It's the principle.

For the additional policy for company, I need you to remove your top and your pants.

What?

I know, it sounds... but, you know...

For what reason?

Because it's an issue of documenting our exchange here of your presence in the office.

I'll just do this next phase.

It's very confusing.

It's like call him or not call him.

Well, I'm very confused because I don't deserve any of this.

That's most of what everybody says, you know.

They steal something and they don't deserve to be in trouble.

So just, I won't look.

Stop looking at me.

I'm not looking.

I just want to make sure.

Now I have to look.

So, where's the pen?

Oh, okay.

Give me your hand.

Ew, why?

Just, I'll show you.

I'm not doing anything weird, right?

I mean, what if you just...

Ew, gross!

No, it's not gross.

You want me to touch your dick?

Or get taken down.

I knew it was such a bad idea.

Let me just call the cops.

No.

It feels so strange now.

No, I already told you, I don't want to deal with the cops.

Okay, is that enough?

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