Hot girl with nice tits rides on a big thick cock

Not me personally, but here at Screamdates.

Oh, there was this one girl.

She used to fill her house with flowers

that she stole off of men's graves.

But to hear her mother talk, she was a princess,

and no man was ever good enough for her.

So you fixed her up with a worm, right?

No, I try to balance the match when I can.

I fixed her up with her mirror image, a prince, who was always

looking for the perfect woman.

So what do you think, Mr. Arthur?

Am I a princess enough for you?

Take that thing off.

You look ridiculous.

Critical son of a bitch, aren't you?

We just met, and you're already insulting me?

My mother warned me about men like you.

I'd rather be a man than a woman any day, believe me.

Oh, big deal.

What's so great about being a man?

Well, let's see.

We can open our own jars.

Big fucking deal.

We don't have to fart to amuse ourselves.

Oh.

Nobody wonders if we swallow.

We know the truth about whether size matters.

We don't clean toilets.

We don't have to check to see if our privates are still there.

Oh, God, you are good.

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