Hot chick gets slammed in outbuilding

Yeah.

Do you know what a reckless spider is, Father?

It's a tiny poisonous arachnid that you'd never really see.

It bites you on the foot and six hours later your legs fall off.

My God, that's awful.

Yes, Father.

You see, it's always the small things that make you fall apart.

The things you don't see coming.

A forgotten toothbrush.

An empty fridge.

Suddenly, you realize that the 50+ hair care products that were neatly lined up on your tub are gone.

The toilet seat is always up.

And you can't, for the life of you, figure out which shoes go with which pants.

You're heartbroken.

No, I'm afraid it's worse than that, Father.

And you're the only one who can help me.

Well, we do have a Christian singles brunch coming up.

Maybe you could attend.

No, that's not what I mean.

I... I need an exorcism.

I don't understand.

I'm possessed, Father.

By an old evil.

An evil that has destroyed millions of men since the beginning of time.

Femen.

Yeah.

There is something inside me that controls me.

Makes me want to be with them.

I'm kind of a pussy demon.

Compromising my soul.

I lie all the time.

Like, I like cats.

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