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What are you thinking?

Nothing, just wondering when you're gonna get that bill so we can get out of here.

What?

Yeah, the bill. It's been there for like ten minutes. You haven't even reached for it or anything.

Well, yeah, but I thought...

Oh, you thought I was gonna pay for dinner.

Yeah.

I don't do that.

You don't do that?

No.

You don't pay bills?

I pay my bills.

But you asked me out.

I asked you to join me for dinner, okay?

I never went so far as to insinuate that I would be paying for said dinner.

Well, I assume...

There's your first mistake. You shouldn't be so presumptuous.

I'm not gonna pay for dinner simply because I'm expected to, okay?

I also don't drive women to the airport.

And I don't help them move.

You know what? I don't carry their bags at the airport.

And under no circumstances will I get an allergy shot to spend time in their cat hair infested apartments.

I won't hook up their home entertainment systems.

I won't do their oil changes.

I won't even so much as open a jar for them.

And I will not go near any spiders, 'cause I hate those fucking things. They give me the creeps.

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