Hot Blonde Serene Siren, You're so pretty between my legs!

You mean since your dad bailed on us.

Yeah, whatever.

My mom discovered that she wants to try being with girls now.

Oh, really? That's cool.

Thanks.

Yeah, how's that going for you, Mom?

Just fine, thanks for asking.

She's been getting catfished a lot.

Really embarrassing.

It has not been a lot.

Um, I'm sorry, what's catfishing?

It's like, when you meet this really hot guy online and he's like perfect in all of his profile pictures.

And then you meet him in real life and he's 40 and fat and balding.

You know what? My love life is going just fine, thanks.

You don't need to know all the juicy details.

You know, let's say you're looking mighty thirsty.

Can I offer you something to drink?

Oh, yeah, thanks.

The water would be great.

Water?

Coming right up.

I mean, I've never tried being with a girl before. Have you?

Not yet.

Didn't think so.

Anyways, tonight should be super fun.

Todd's gonna bring a friend for you too, so maybe you'll get lucky.

Cut, I am such a good friend.

Thank you.

You're welcome.

Oh, that's Todd calling right now. Be right back.

Yeah, super exciting.

So, catching any interest?

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