Horny man gets his dick treated to some sucking on a bed

'Cause you're a slut, right?

A little bit.

What's wrong with that? I'm a slut.

What?

Yeah, maybe.

And, uh...

I like dick.

Give me a high five. I can't stand it anymore.

You got a boyfriend?

Um, kind of, sort of. A few.

Yeah? How many? Do they know that you're... I mean, you're not exclusive, right?

No.

You fuck them all?

Yeah.

Yeah?

Is that what you do with them?

I would figure you get to know them, and you, uh...

play, you know, some game boards, and, uh, then you fuck their brains out.

You twist their stuff?

Exactly. Twist...

I twist you.

Like that?

I twist you on your head.

Smear your face in ketchup.

No, I like ketchup.

Put a silly string all over your hair, and I'd slime you.

Oh, fun! Let's do it.

With my love juice.

I'd shoot loads.

Big loads?

Like, big, heavy, martial songs?

Yeah, it's unbelievable.

Okay, let's say I was tall. Would you do me?

You're tall?

Yeah.

Yeah, absolutely.

Oh, short, you'd do me, right?

Like how short?

Uh... 4'1".

No.

You don't do midgets?

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