Horny Granny Gets Splattered

Oh my god, I'm sorry, wow!

Oh, don't be a man.

I should have not, you should have seriously not.

I should have, but you know, I didn't realize anybody was home and...

Well, your mom, you know, I was over visiting your mom, just to make myself at home and...

Wow!

You kind of did, huh?

Yeah, I like what you're watching.

You're into that sort of stuff?

Yeah, I am.

Really?

Do you mind if I, like, help you out?

I could always use a helping hand, I guess.

Yeah, yeah.

Why not?

Yeah, I don't know, good!

My mom can never know about this stuff.

Oh, no, I'm not going to tell her, are you kidding?

Okay.

Oh, she'd be mad at me if I ever...

Okay, this is all on you.

Totally, I'll take complete blame.

Okay.

And control, well, I'll take complete control too, but...

Okay.

I'll take total blame with her.

Go with it?

Yeah.

I feel a little unease, you should lose the top, I think.

Oh, yeah, well, you know you are.

I'm probably naked here.

You are, you are completely naked.

Yeah, yeah, it's only fair.

It is, why am I just going to take everything off?

I wouldn't mind that either.

Oh, I don't think I can do that.

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