Horny gazoony likes to have a good time with pretty young blonde floozie

You gotta fucking degenerate, dude. - You doing fine?

Yeah. - Is that JP's girlfriend behind you?

That's JP's wife.

JP's wife, the fucking big-titted bitch.

Uh-huh. - There you go.

Uh-huh. Look at her. - Big-titted hot bitch.

Fucking PJ goes home, stretches his penis every night.

I'm gonna start stretching my penis, 'cause I'm thinking about...

Personally, she doesn't do anything for me, but... - No, she's...

Forget about it. You do something for me.

You're not flat on cardboard, you know what I'm talking about?

You got the real deal going, baby. - Oh, yeah.

Did you fucking bend my picture, you jackass?

You got a fucking crease, dude. - Oh, yeah, right.

I'm jacked over. - Let me explain.

Let me explain something to you, you degenerate motherfucker.

That thing came perfectly, exactly the way it is...

out of your fucking asshole apartment.

Exactly the way it is, and I hand-carried it up here, you fucking dirtbag.

You fuck with it. - Now put it back.

Hey, shut up, bitch. - Yeah.

Look it. Read the fucking T-shirt, like I told that girl just a little while ago.

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