Horny daddy edging his big cock

If that's what you ought to think of me, I'm okay with that.

So yeah, I'm going to record this and put it on my ex-hamster profile.

DoorGuy01, just like here.

Most of you know that.

I said, "Where's my phone?

I need music."

"Oh yeah, my phone is currently in my camera, so I guess I'm on my own."

I'll just have to dance to the music in my head.

That's... it doesn't have to be a bad thing.

Little slutty girls.

Who, Cravecock?

You mean? Yeah, that could work.

Get high? Yeah, I may have already done that.

And this isn't my pot smoking room, this is my dick stroking room.

I have a different room for smoking, it's over there.

This is the stroking room.

Oh, fuck yeah.

Oh, fuck yeah, I'm plenty high, I'm horny as shit.

And that's because I'm high,

'cause I only do stuff like this

when I'm really fucking high.

I just feel so fucking nasty.

It really makes me wanna edge for hours.

Can share that with all you perverts.

Oh fuck. You have to think, for fucking decades I did this all by myself.

I'd be alone, and I would just act out scenes in my head.

Sometimes alone, sometimes with others.

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