Horny cos of IBS! Yes yes, I know! Weird eh?!

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Okay okay, it'll be too much information for some, but whenever I'm having a seriously testing time with IBS, I always end up the most super intense need to masturbate! It's almost like my body has spent hours making me feel utterly rubbish, and then my Devil's Doorbell comes to life and helps turn everything around.

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Morning, how are you? I am feeling rather rubbish today.

Because it's been a day where I've spent a fair amount of time in the bathroom, and not yet having a wash.

This has meant that I am rather fucking corny. I don't know why, but it's just a thing.

Hey birds, birds need to fly alone mate!

We need some light, don't we?

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I'll turn that down a bit.

In case you can't tell, I love having my hairs played with.

It's usually a case of gently stroking them.

Just running your finger gently through them, just making them move slightly.

Especially the ones down here.

These are the ones that really get me going.

And these ones are just fun.

At certain times of the month, twiddling them and pulling them just feels amazing.

And then other times, I can get so engrossed some days with doing this,

and I'll have found a hair that's really coarse or something, like really knobbly,

and I'll just get so engrossed in just running my fingers along just one hair.

This one is so long.

Hey cow, where'd you go?

Hey bird, ignore the fly mates!

Oh man, my insurance policy.

Just in case when I squat, there's not some other liquid that comes out into view.

I need to move down the bed slightly.

Hey bud, you stay there mate, you stay there.

Oh, that's the one that tastes gross.

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