Horny chicks are ready to share this handsome dude for more adventure

I know, he's kidding.

Bit of fighting isn't it, too bad.

Right, so obviously tonight is very important for Del Boy, alright girls?

So he's very important for Del Boy, so you want to show him all your support.

And just to let you know, Marlene will be there in the main foyer.

So we all need to be on our best behaviour, don't we?

Marlene.

No need to mention the last name.

What's going on here?

Sorry miss, strictly private confidential for all participants out there.

No, I don't think so, I'm the health and safety inspector and this is business here.

What the?

What the hell?

What's this?

What's that?

What's going on here exactly?

Look, we're auditioning for the pantomime.

The ********'s panto.

Look, we all age in.

Yeah, that's alright, we're very good.

So he's auditioning for that in the main foyer.

Right, and this is what exactly this is like, a death trap.

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no, no,... no,no,

no, no,... no,no,

no, no,... no,no,

no, no,... no,no

Well, it's not that dodgy, it's just, you know, a bit of a donation would enable you to take that as a contribution to your council's...

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