Horny blond girl rides a black cock

Oh wait, I wasn't supposed to say that.

But seriously though, check it, check it.

The reason we here, I was at the booth that was so graciously provided by me.

Provided for me, I should say, by Multimedia, but we'll shout them out later.

I was at the booth, chilling, doing my thing.

This girl walks up to me, she's like, "That's you?"

I'm like, "Yeah, that's me, doing my thing."

She's like, "I wanna do porn."

You know, she's all innocent and shit, cute little white girl, right?

I'm like, "You wanna do porn? Hold it."

She tells me how old she is, I'm like, "Okay, you're overage, okay. So why you wanna do porn?"

She's like, "I love sex." You know, she was all excited and shit.

I'm like, "Okay, so, you know, what do you wanna do?"

She's like, "Well, I'ma come to LA, because I heard that's where it's at. You know, I'm from New York."

I'm like, "New York? That's my hometown, you know what I mean? That's where I'm from."

She's like, "Me too, who's that?"

So we talking about the New York shit, okay?

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