Horny babes get down and dirty with each other's muff

Yes!

Oh, Sir Aramil, if I had known you sooner,

perhaps you could have saved my town from the dragon that destroyed it.

What is written is written, milady.

Indeed. Let us not dwell upon the past.

If still, I shall drink in your honor tonight.

Dude, can we go back to the town?

Alright, you ride triumphantly back to Icewind Dale, spent but victorious.

Here, milady, take my horse. You must be weary from battle.

Your constitution is not so high as mine.

Oh no, I couldn't impose. I shall walk beside your horse.

No, but I insist.

My god, you guys, give fucking room.

Okay, I walk up to the innkeeper and ask how much a room is.

The innkeeper greets you with a toothless smile.

For you, it'll be five gold.

Okay, I take out...

No, milady. This one's on me.

Alright, guys, I think that's a good stopping point.

You all get a thousand XP. Ugar, you do get to keep the magic battle axe you stole.

Yes!

And, uh, same time next week, send it?

Lily, thanks for hosting.

So, that was really fun.

I guess I'll see you next week?

Bailea, I paid five gold for this room.

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