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That should excite everybody out there.

Seeing just me naked.

We have a winner.

We knelt him.

Nah, I'd rather watch.

It's not so exciting watching a man get undressed.

Get undressed.

Hair tie.

Get her a hair tie.

Sorry Logan.

Am I shedding again?

No, I got my gum stuck on you.

That goes in the blooper file.

Okay, no gum now, I promise.

Whoops.

I just thought it was a new blowjob technique.

It's supposed to wrap it around.

That's how you get a flavored blowjob.

Next time I'll have an Altoid in there.

Mmm, that didn't take long.

Of course not. I've been looking forward to this all week.

I'm just saying that because your cock was in my mouth.

Okay, now I'm going to make you wait.

Oh, okay.

Don't make him wait too long.

You don't want my help, huh?

Oh, you can have him here.

Okay.

I didn't know you were willing.

Sure. I do whatever I'm told.

Within moments.

I won't tell you to do anything bad, I promise.

No, you're not the one I have to watch out for.

No, I'm the one that's nice to you, remember?

Yes, you never make fun of me.

I try not to.

I just get my gum stuck.

Hmm.

Where's your condom at?

Right there.

Handy and ready, except I can't open it.

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