Hisbronzegoddess

Yeah, he's brilliant.

Gets it from his old man, runs into Jane.

At the science of it, not so much the farm.

Little genius, little Einstein, little Stephen Hawking.

We used to call him Smarty Riches when he was there.

Well, you know, if you put some Viagra

in that tree's water, it'll stay up all year.

Then put some Viagra in your water.

See what happens with your tree.

All right, let's decorate.

No, thank you, I can manage.

I bought some decorations from Atlanta

and I work at one of the finest department stores,

so I know a thing or two about taste.

Where did you get this tree?

I mean, you have a beautiful Christmas tree

right outside the kitchen window and none in the house.

So how?

Please don't tell me that you're granddaddy's tree.

Oh, Mama, was there a yellow ribbon

wrapped around the tree?

Yes, and I cut it off.

Yeah. - Excuse me.

Excuse me.

What happened, what?

My mama planted that tree in memory of my granddad.

Oh.

Well, how was I supposed to know?

How was I supposed to know that?

This doesn't make any sense.

Lacey, did these people come when you bought this land?

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