Hiring a Pa

All right, well, see you.

Come in.

Hi.

Are you Melvyn?

Yeah, are you Tom?

Yes.

I'm here for an interview, I guess.

Yeah, take a seat.

You do understand what this position is for?

Yes, ma'am.

And I'll be double checking this table

to make sure every single nook and cranny is clean.

Yes, ma'am.

Don't forget under it.

I want to see if it's being under it

over and over every single day.

OK, yes, ma'am.

Are you-- are you staring at the--

are you staring at my feet?

You're staring at my feet, aren't you?

Well, I'm sorry, you have pretty feet, so I--

they were in the--

they were-- what?

Were you staring at my feet?

Yes, yes, ma'am.

What do you desire?

Take it.

Take the feet in your face.

Oh, God.

Ah, yeah?

Yeah, you like it when my feet smashes your face?

Good.

Oh.

Mm.

Ah-ha.

Come over here.

Come over here.

And you're going to lick the feet.

Lick it.

Yeah.

I haven't cleaned it in weeks.

Ah.

Oh, does it taste good?

No?

Then more.

Mm.

Mm.

Mm.

Open up.

Open wide.

Open wide.

There we go.

Mm.

Now I want you to come around and pick up this magazine

and clean under the magazine.

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