High School Reunion #1
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Watch them as they suck and fuck to prove that they've accomplished something in the ten years since high school! Lives of partying and fucking turn out to be better than any of their classmates.
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You know, every time I watch Pretty Woman, I just still cry.
Yeah, me too. I wonder why.
You know, I think it's all that shopping that whore gets to do.
She must suck some serious dick.
No kidding. Hey Tabitha, maybe we should become whores and some rich guy take us shopping in Beverly Hills.
No kidding.
Alright, now's here. Maybe I'm a sweepstakes winner.
Yeah, right.
Look, it's so big.
Where's this from?
I don't know.
Oh my gosh.
What is it?
Look, we're having a high school reunion.
Oh my God, it's been that long already?
It's in two weeks.
And there's a questionnaire for us to fill out.
Let me see that.
They want to know what we've been doing since high school.
Cool.
We've been going shopping.
I used to have a job.
We can just tell everybody what a blast we've been having.
Tabitha, it asks what our occupations are.
Like, do we have ****?
Are we married?
Like, what college we went to?
We can't just put down we've been night clubbing since high school.
We'll look like dorks.
Well, I will. I have a job.
You need to get one.
Like, you won't pay the rent anymore?
No, just so it looks like we both have jobs for our reunion.
You don't want people thinking we're lesbians.
I support you or something, do you?
No, I guess not.
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