Her best friend gets to cum on her tits

Neither is ball touching or ball fondling

or cock fondling or any of that.

It's just, it's not cheating, so.

I'm gonna get off and I'm going to

give someone a hand job.

And here's my sun cock.

You see, this isn't cheating.

This is just straight having fun with life.

There we go.

See, big, long, hard dick

is not cheating, I swear.

You see, I'm getting a kick out of this shit, though.

You like it when I stroke your fucking big, hard dick?

Does it feel good?

Make sure you hold your comp.

Don't fucking be cheese balling out there, son.

You see, a woman could really build bicep muscles

giving off hand jobs.

You see, 'cause now his hand got tired already.

Here go my shoes.

I'm a righty, I'm not a lefty.

I'm a righty, everyone.

Not a lefty.

Yeah, so I'm gonna make my cock sit

so I can use my right again.

There we go.

Well, maybe not sit, I'm gonna make him stand

so I can just hang right here, stroke him up,

and play with his balls.

This is not cheating.

I repeat, this is not cheating.

I bet my hands look wrapped around his dick real nice.

I'm just getting kind of hot in here, I'm going to take my shirt off too.

And then like a hand job with some titties.

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