'Help Me Forget About My Ex By Giving Me An Orgasm'

I'm sorry, I'm sorry. I need you right now.

Well, you look like a hot mess. What happened?

My boyfriend? Well, I guess like my ex-boyfriend now

threw me out of his car, made me walk on the sidewalk,

threw my shopping bags at me, and I'm well calm

and these heels. Oh my god, he is an asshole.

I'm so sorry, honey. Men suck.

Well, if this is making you feel better, maybe this will make you feel much better.

Yes, yes, Jezebel, please, I trust you.

Oh, I want your advice. I want to know why you chose women.

I want you to make me forget about my ex by giving me an orgasm.

Oh, honey, just one orgasm? You have so much to learn.

Open your legs, sit.

That pussy is so pretty.

Yeah?

You've seen a lot.

Very pretty.

Oh, what a pretty pussy.

You've seen a lot.

You know what? I need you to come.

Like this just like...

Perfect.

Let's spread those legs nice and wide for me.

Oh I love the way you suck that clit.

I told you.

Oh my god.

It's so wet already.

Oh, you know what you're doing.

Oh my god.

Oh.

Oh I think you're turning me into a lesbian.

Oh.

Is that what you like?

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