he fucks his best friend's wife and squirts her in the face

on this calendar quickly today,

we're all gonna be dusting off our resumes.

So let's start thinking about what we wanna do here.

It's gotta appeal to men and women too, though.

Well, most of the women I know

favor some type of beefcake calendar, you know?

That kinda limits the male demographic, though, doesn't it?

Not necessarily.

Let's not go there.

You know, he's got a point.

I've been in clubs, and a nice-looking bride walks by.

Right.

I've seen both men and women checking 'em out.

A calendar that might appeal to both men and bi women.

Wait a second.

We need a calendar, but we need something different.

There's so many of 'em out there.

We need something with a hook, we need a gimmick.

Something to hook 'em with.

Well, what's the one body part

that men find most attractive?

Yeah. - Yes.

Calendar, lovely girls' asses.

Yeah, calendar, lovely girls' asses.

I'm gonna call my agency.

That's a good idea.

Hey, Rob, we can shoot this whole thing right here.

We'll go get the gear,

we're gonna save a ton of money on locations.

Let's go. - Yeah.

Ladies, as soon as you finish those questionnaires, we can start the interview process and do

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