Harlem - Episode 2

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All right, how you doing today?

Fine.

Well, took your heart rate, man.

You can afford that.

Ah, got a joke for you, man.

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What's up?

Your son asked the father,

"Father, what's the difference

"between potentially and reality?"

He said, "Well, potentially and reality,

"let me think about it."

Okay, go ask your mother and your sister

these two questions.

He said, "Ask your mother would she like to fuck

"Denzel Washington for a million dollars

"and see what she says.

"And ask your sister if she'd like to fuck

"P. Diddy for a million dollars, see what she says."

So, ********** thought about it.

Went and asked his mother,

"Would you have sex with

"Denzel Washington for a million dollars?"

Yeah.

Mother said, "I'd be a fool

"to pass up an offer like that."

Mm-hmm.

And he asked his sister,

"Would you have sex with P. Diddy for a million dollars?"

And the little sister said, "I would be crazy

"to pass up a situation like that."

Yeah, yeah.

She said, "Maybe I would."

So, ********** thought about it,

waited a couple of days, went back to his father

and said, "Dad, I figured it out."

Now, potentially and reality?

He said, "Potentially, we sitting on $2 million.

"The reality is we living with two hoes."

You lunk.

Boy, daddy will feel, daddy will feel.

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