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Excuse me, miss. Hi, we're from the party of the politically...

politically what? Bullshit!

Party of the politically challenged.

And we're taking a poll and finding out where the young women of America,

the future politicians, the future interns of America, stand on the issue of our president.

What's your major?

Science.

Science.

Do you remember what you were doing when our president found out that he was busted

for having an affair with Monica Lewinsky?

I was watching TV.

Obviously you were watching TV.

What was your first impression?

I thought it was pretty cool.

I mean, he's got a lot of testosterone and everything. He's like a virile leader.

Really? Now, you know that he's under investigation for perjury, because he lied about it,

and many other things which could get him impeached.

Right. Well, after all that, he shouldn't have cost us so much money.

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