HAPPY CHRISTMAS TO ALL MY FANS PT1

I don't like being sluts.

I'm not a good slut.

But I'm slaying.

Merry Christmas to all of you.

And it's good that you could join us at this time.

So a little bit of a smile.

To relax ourselves.

Mmm.

Might be a bit of a smile to relax.

Expressive Tom.

Don't think that.

I'm not a good slut.

I hope your partner's all ready for that.

All you sluts.

I'm not a good slut for Christmas.

You can't beat it.

I owe you.

We'll just get ourselves a couple.

If you've all got a box of tricks like me.

It's more handy.

Never that.

And then we'll...

enjoy ourselves.

Start the Christmas off with a bang as we say.

We're getting a good bang.

As we usually like to call it a gang bang.

That's what we say, don't we?

Mmm?

Can't beat a gang bang, can we?

No.

Getting slaves in.

Get them to do their duties.

And then we'll be good.

And everyone's happy.

So.

We'll just finish this cigarette and then we'll light up again.

And then we'll have a little bit more time to play.

Mmm.

Oh yeah.

Oh yeah.

Got the wankers in the corner.

Watching.

They're always good to have at Christmas.

After your fun.

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