Happy birthday sex with stepmom

Oh, yeah, yeah, of course, it's your birthday.

I'm so sorry I had to do this for the team today.

Um, listen.

Yeah?

Don't worry.

You forgot. I bet you didn't even get me a present.

Oh, that's not true. I sure did. I got you a present.

Of course I got you a present. I did not forget your birthday.

I did not forget.

Did you? Oh, yeah? What did you get?

Your present.

Hello?

Your present.

You're not, you're just kind of.

Listen, your present's right here, Stepson.

Sure it is.

You're 18 now, and I wanted to get you something that was more special than just something I could buy.

Okay. Um, listen, I've got all this time before I have to leave and for your birthday.

That's what I was trying to tell you.

I'm saying all this time. You've got 20 minutes, you say?

That's all the time it takes to have sex with me.

For your birthday, you get to have sex with me.

Oh, really?

That's, that's what I was trying to say all this time.

I didn't forget your birthday.

Oh, that's not so bad.

Of course not. No, I just have your present right here.

Young man, happy 18, sweetie.

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