Happy birthday handjob

I figured I would, uh, hang on.

This is kind of an off-limits place, like, I don't want you in my stuff here.

Oh, I'm so sorry.

It is a nice wardrobe room.

But I was just kind of thinking about you and, you know, today's my birthday and...

I know.

I know.

Oh, that's why I was looking for you.

Oh, you were looking for me?

Yeah.

I kind of want to talk to you.

Sure.

Alright?

Okay.

So, you know, I don't see your dad a lot because he's gone all the time and, um...

Work, work, work.

I know.

And I haven't been making a lot of money lately, so I really can't afford to buy you a birthday present.

Oh.

I came to really just apologize.

I'm really sorry.

I guess I can understand, you know.

But...

Economy times are tough.

They are.

But I've been thinking about, like, what can I do for your birthday that doesn't cost any money?

Mm-hmm.

Mm-hmm.

Makes sense.

So, I've been mulling over for a few days and I kind of, um...

I came up with an idea.

Sure.

Tell me about it.

Now, can I trust you?

Uh...

Yeah.

I mean, of course you can trust me.

With anything?

Anything.

Literally, I am the best...

Is it a secret?

It is a secret.

I can keep secrets.

I'm the best secret keeper in the world.

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