Handle Your Man

So, how do you like being a job?

You know, they let me work from home, and that's all I care about these days.

Yeah, I know what you're saying.

So, um, how have you and Seth been?

Oh, you know...

I... I don't... I don't know.

How have you been?

Well, Seth is a great guy and all, but we haven't really had sex in a few weeks.

Oh my god, um...

Are you... are you guys gonna be okay?

Yeah, I just... I don't really know how to spice up our sex life.

You know, um, I have a friend, and she said that they had a threesome and it saved her marriage.

Really? Do you think that would work?

Hmm, I think I found my in.

I think it's worth a shot.

Well, would you consider having a threesome with us?

Oh, Jessie, I mean, that's... that's a really big ask.

I know it is, Alex, but it would mean so much to me.

Please, please, oh please, oh please.

Okay, okay. Yeah, sure, sure. Okay, but remember, this was your idea.

Of course, you're doing me the favor.

Yeah.

Oh, what are her friends gonna think?

Hey, girl, what's going on?

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