Halfway House - Wellcome dinner (2)

"But then where is she? Why isn't she down here getting dressed, I suppose?"

"Wait, when you said 'run into', what exactly are you talking about?"

"Was in the shower, did you barge in?"

"No."

"Oh crap, near my big mouth."

"No, she wasn't there, it's not my fault, stupid."

"Didn't you see the big white thing next to the bathroom door?"

"Here it says 'lock'."

"Make sure nobody's inside first, since the lock's broken."

"Did you not preface this?"

"You know she wasn't there and just like a pervert you went in."

"Anyway, why would I do that? I didn't even know what she looked like before."

"She might have been hideous or something."

"Don't paraphrase, ugly. Not my kind."

"What, I suppose being the upstanding gentleman that you are, you apologize to me that you left, right?"

"Hey, well, she can invite me in and we all talk."

"What was I supposed to do? I need to wash my face anyway."

"It actually seems okay with it, she wasn't even the last bit put up."

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