Hairy Shoplifter

What?

No.

You gotta take them off.

No, I won't.

There's something here that should be there.

You gotta take them off, come on.

It's either, look, I have you on tape.

I could either do this myself, write the paperwork up,

and then call the cops,

or I could just call the cops down right now.

They'll be here, full unit, have people searching you,

and they'll take you back for whatever the reason

that you clearly have something there.

Or we could just do it my way.

Come on, let me see what you have there.

It's still beeping.

I don't get it.

What is there?

Nothing.

You wanna spread your legs open a little bit for me?

No.

All right, I'm gonna have to stretch you.

Come on, open your legs up a little bit more, wider.

Come on, I have to see what's down there.

Come on, turn around on the chair.

Bend over.

Hands down on the chair, come on.

Yep, there's something in there.

There's something in there.

Oh, I see it.

Can you...

Bend down.

No.

Yeah, come on, ma'am, listen, spread open.

You have one of our things.

Oh my God.

Ma'am, it's either me or the cops doing this.

You're the one who put yourself in this situation, okay?

So just bend there, spread open,

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