Had To Fuck MY FRIENDS girl since he sucked in bed.

Hey, we're good.

Sick shirt, man. I like that shirt.

You like it? Represent.

Represent.

Oh, shit. You want a shirt that says that. Okay.

Fuck, guys. Fuck. Sick shirt.

Can I have one, too?

Everybody wants a shirt. How many am I going to have to get?

They're pretty cool, so...

I guess I will get you a shirt.

How old are you guys? What's your name? Tell us a little bit about you guys.

I'm 22. I'm Chad.

So, yeah, I like fucking. I like working out.

There we go. What about you, Rachel?

I'm Rachel. I'm also 22.

And I guess I like fucking, too.

And I like working out and not being hot.

Because this weather is ridiculous.

It's fucking super hot.

But first impressions of our guy, Chad, what did you think?

I like him. He's cute. He's got a little hat.

He's got a little hat on.

What about you, Chad?

At least he's not short.

He's not short, so that's good.

He's not short.

What about you, Chad? First impressions of our girl?

She's really cute. I like her perception. I like her outfit. I like her color.

Yeah, we saw her walk in with the dress. Jesus, she looks good.

Really cute.

Alright, well guys, let's get into it.

We're live. Have our first kiss and you guys are good to go.

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